Advances In 24 Hours Of LeMons Penal System Cruelty: The Cultural Revolution! [24 Hours Of Lemons]

October 24th, 2009 admin

When you’re bringing the Traveling LeMons Circus to super-conservative Houston, what’s the last thing that Texas races want to do? That’s right, wear Mao caps and hold Little Red Books aloft while chanting revolutionary slogans! Oh, these Saab drivers really, really, really didn’t like the Cultural Revolution penalty- especially the copies of “Quotations From Great Helmsman Jay Lamm” and the chant of “The Iron Fist Of The Proletariat Needs No Velvet Glove” that they were forced to shout with gusto as they paraded about the MSR paddock. What will Glenn Beck say? That wasn’t the only socialist-friendly penalty your Communist Cowboy judges debuted at the Yeehaw It’s Texas race; check in later for even more!


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